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Friday, December 12, 2008

Happy Holidays from Fairchild and Alcatel-Lucent

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Friday, November 14, 2008

C’mon Down to Crazy Stevie’s! Prices So High They’re INSAAAAAAAAANE!

Amid the fast-deteriorating economy, Microsoft opened its first online shop in the U.S.–a digital storefront through which customers can purchase first-party software, hardware, and videogames directly from the company. Although, I’m not quite certain why anyone would, given the prices.

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Beatles-Rock Band Deal Announced With Unprecedented Number of Beatles Puns

So those reports that the Beatles’ Apple Corps was in talks with Rock Band developers MTV Networks and Harmonix over the creation of a Beatles-themed videogame? True.

According to a Beatles pun-riddled joint press release from Apple Corps Ltd., MTV and Harmonix this morning (what, no “Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey”?), the companies have inked an exclusive agreement to develop what they exuberantly describe as “an unprecedented, experiential progression through and celebration of the music and artistry of The Beatles.”

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Boost Microsoft’s Lousy Search Market Share and Win Prizes!

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Wii Version Will Come With a WiiBong and WiiSyringe

Oh, look: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars has “reignited” the debate about violent videogames. What a surprise. Last time GTA and its publisher, Rockstar Games, sparked this kind of outrage it was for “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” and the infamous “Hot Coffee mod”–a patch that unlocked an explicit but anatomically improbable sex scene between the game’s protagonists.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Hot for SanDisk

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New From Nintendo: Super Mario Production Line

The word “Nintendo” literally translates as “leave luck to heaven,” but another translation might be “leave luck to your employees.” Because Nintendo’s are among the most productive in tech. In fact, the average Nintendo worker earns more for the video game maker than average Google or Goldman Sachs workers earn for their respective employers.

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John Paczkowski has been poking fun at the tech industry and the personalities that drive it since 1997. From 1999 to 2007, he wrote the award-winning tech news Web log Good Morning Silicon Valley for the San Jose Mercury News, Silicon Valley's daily newspaper. Read more »

Ethics Statement

Here is a statement of my ethics and coverage policies. It is more than most of you want to know, but, in the age of suspicion of the media, I am laying it all out.

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