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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Your Facebook Status Says You’re Craving Coffee. Click Here to Find a Starbucks Near You!

Turns out that the “social graph” about which Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg so often speaks these days isn’t just a decades-old computer science term, it’s the basis for the monetization platform that will someday justify Facebook’s $15 billion valuation. Or so the theory goes.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Monkey-Boy Dance: Windows Vista Edition

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A Billion Here, a Billion There, and Pretty Soon You’re Talking Real Bollocks

MySpace is worth $65 billion in the same way that Facebook is worth $15 billion–hypothetically.
This according to RBC Capital Markets, whose media specialist David Bank (analyst of News Corp., which owns MySpace along with this site) applied Facebook’s $357 per-user valuation to MySpace’s 185 million registered users to determine the social network’s “Facebook value” (Zuckerberg [...]

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Facebook: Microsoft Buys Into a $15 Billion Fad

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Hey Ballmer. We’ll Sell You a 1.6% Stake in Orkut for $240 Mil and a High-Def Copy of the Monkey Boy Video

As Microsoft announced that it would invest $240 million for a 1.6% stake in Facebook, valuing Mark Zuckerberg’s little Harvard project at $15 billion, Google CEO Eric Schmidt and company co-founder Sergey Brin were onstage at Google’s analyst day in Mountain View, Calif..
Coincidence? Not likely. How satisfying it must have been for Redmond to block [...]

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

$240 Million! Think of All the Beer We Can Buy!

“So how’s that Facebook deal working out for you?” Web 2.0 Summit conference program chair John Battelle asked Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer last week. “Are you making money?”

“Rumor has it that we’re not,” Ballmer replied, adding “Mark [Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO] says we’re happy with it, so I guess we’re happy with it.” Or, rather, happy enough. Because Microsoft has beaten Google out for an ownership stake in Facebook.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Join the ‘I Can’t Wait to Get the Hell out of the Zuckerburbs’ Network?

Well what do you know: the media buzz around Facebook doesn’t quite correlate with the site’s usage metrics. According to September comScore data, Zuckerburbia suffered a noticeable decline in unique visitors and page views both. Uniques are down 9.3%, page views 3.8%–this during a back-to-school month in which we should have seen both numbers spike.
What’s [...]

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Friday, October 5, 2007

Hard to Believe It’s Been 8 Years Since Napster, Isn’t It?

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Raise the Yangtanic!

Sanford C. Bernstein analyst Jeffrey Lindsay appears to have finished Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang’s 100-day strategic review of the company for him. In a research report issued today, Lindsay suggested Yahoo divide itself into three businesses–display advertising, Web search and subscriptions–to bolster its valuation.
Split up in such a way, Yahoo would be worth nearly $39 [...]

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Analysts to Google: You’re So Money and You Don’t Even Know It!

Bear Stearns Internet analyst Robert Peck is apparently taking the same cold medicines former Wall Street analyst Henry Blodget favors, just not in the same massive quantities.
Earlier this week Blodget–who in 2006 was laying out scenarios for a massive contraction in Google’s price–suggested the company’s shares might someday trade at $2,000. “Remember a couple years [...]

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Web 3.0? But We’re Not Finished Mocking Web 2.0 Yet!

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