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Monday, May 25, 2009

A Problem Has Been Detected With Your Classified Mission. Windows Has been Shut Down to Prevent Damage to Your Computer.

southparkwindows98How slow are government agencies at adopting new technologies? So slow that the U.S. Army is planning a major upgrade of its information systems–to Microsoft’s Windows Vista OS. Though Windows 7 is expected at market by the end of the year, the United States military has set that as a deadline for its migration from Windows XP to Windows Vista and from Office 2003 to Office 2007.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

New Dell Laptop Exceeds Military Specs for Durability, Ugliness

latitudexfre6400back_thumb_14b4e507jpgIt can survive a three-foot drop and withstand water sprayed from a fire hose. It’s sea fog-resistant. It meets military specifications for thermal shock and explosive environments. And if you hit someone with it hard enough, you’d probably kill him. What is it? A Dell laptop, believe it or not.

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Hi “Lonelyterroris15” JLieberman Has Subscribed to Your Videos!

lieberman.jpgAdd Senator Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.) to the list of folks who complain YouTube is neither thorough or expedient in removing objectionable content from its servers, whether it be in violation of copyright or “good taste.”

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Whatever It Is, You Can Get It on eBay.

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Iran on F-14 Fleet: We Did It eBay

F-14 components are tough to find these days, now that the United States has retired its F-14 fleet. A tough break for the countries that still use the aircraft–countries like Iran. Lucky for them, finding those components is about as difficult as digging up a spare fender for your classic car. All that’s required is [...]

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Monday, July 2, 2007

You Know What They Say: You Can’t Have Manslaughter Without Laughter!

The Pentagon brain trust that hoped to develop a chemical agent that would inspire homosexual urges in enemy troops or afflict them with debilitating halitosis has really left a lasting imprint on the organization.
From its Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate comes word of a 2002 project to develop a nonlethal bullet with a laughing-gas payload. “The [...]

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