Getting Fit With Jerry Yang, Redux
The new fitness program to which Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang referred in his last all-hands memo to employees is expected to begin Tuesday. Yahoo is to report quarterly earnings tomorrow and it will announce layoffs along with them. Clearly, those Bain & Company “personal trainers” Yahoo recently hired to help it trim down and shape up are already working their magic.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Getting Fit With Jerry Yang!
In the Grand List of asinine corporate layoff euphemisms, “getting fit” has to be one of the greatest. More so because it’s the one chosen by Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang in his latest all-hands message to employees–a missive announcing the company’s plans to bring in management consulting outfit Bain & Company to help it trim down and shape up.
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