“I cannot show that off yet. You’re not even supposed to know about that….Nobody knows about that.”
– Digg founder Kevin Rose gets caught messing around with an unannounced Digg iPhone app.
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“1984 LaserJet Classic
Price: $3,495
Weight: 70 lbs.
Maximum resolution: 300 dots per inch
Speed: 8 pages per minute2009 LaserJet P1006
Price: $99
Weight: 10 lbs.
Maximum resolution: 1,200 dots per inch
Speed: 17 pages per minute”– Evolving specs for Hewlett-Packard’s LaserJet desktop printer, which turned 25 this week.
“What hath God twat?”
– Stephen Colbert speculates on the text of the very first Tweet.
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
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... Terry Semel at least can go back to Hollywood. I loved him in all those Christopher Guest movies.”
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- Unhappy Hipsters
The reindeer had tolerated the cheetah’s posturing — up until today.
- Wait Wait Don’t Eat Me
From NPR and Chicago Public Radio, this is Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me … We’re going to be cutting our show a little short today, because, as you may have heard, there’s a zombie apocalypse happening!
- Man Carried 9.4 Miles by Strangers in NYC
Who said New York is unfriendly?
- Mr. Ballmer, would you sign my mac?
”Need a new one?”
- Neil Young (Jimmy Fallon) – Pants On The Ground
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with you pants on the ground - Death Metal Rooster
Step off Keyboard Cat …
- Internet-Age Writing Syllabus and Course Overview
Prerequisites
ENG: 102—Staring Blankly at Handheld Devices While Others Are Talking
ENG: 231WR—Facebook Wall Alliteration and Assonance
LIT: 209—Internet-Age Surrealistic Narcissism and Self-Absorption - The Daily Show’s Decade in Review
- I am locking the Wikipedia article on our sex life
Dear Josie,
After repeated instances of vandalism and abuse, I have taken the step of locking the Wikipedia article on our sex life. Although I have previously banned both your user account and your home IP address, malicious edits have continued, both anonymously and from newly registered users “alanequalswanker” and “ooohImabigimportantadmin.” - Things I Learned from iPhone and Droid Ads
Droid is a robot and should mostly be handled by other robots. It is packaged inside missiles launched by stealth jets. iPhone records video and seems to have a lot of useful apps.






