Monday, March 10, 2008
The FCC Is Going COMCASTIC!
Java’s not worth building in. Nobody uses Java anymore. It’s this big heavyweight ball and chain.”
Sun Microsystems has apparently taken Apple CEO Steve Jobs’s disparaging remarks about Java as a bit of friendly ribbing. The company plans to develop a version of Java Virtual Machine for the iPhone, though Apple (AAPL) has shown little interest in porting the platform to the device.
“We’re going to make sure that the JVM offers the Java applications as much access to the native functionality of the iPhone as possible,” said Eric Klein, vice president of Java marketing at Sun (JAVA). “Once our JVM is on the phone, we anticipate that a large number of Java applications would run on the phone.”
Assuming you could get them onto it. And with Apple controlling the iTunes App Store–the iPhone’s sole point of entry (official entry, anyway)–that may never happen. Presumably, Apple has no intention of undermining the iPhone’s generally high usability with typically slow, crash-prone mobile Java apps. Java’s “Write Once, Run Everywhere” slogan is parodied as “Write Once, Debug Everywhere” for a reason, you know.
UPDATE: As The Register notes, Apple’s ‘Human Interface Guidlines’ for the iPhone SDK essentially prevent it from running Java code. “An Application may not itself install or launch other executable code by any means, including without limitation through the use of a plug-in architecture, calling other frameworks, other APIs or otherwise,” reads the Apple document. “No interpreted code may be downloaded and used in an Application except for code that is interpreted and run by Apple’s Published APIs and built-in interpreter(s).”

We’re telling IT executives to not support it because Apple has no intentions of supporting (iPhone use in) the enterprise. This is basically a cellular iPod with some other capabilities and it’s important that it be recognized as such.”
Today’s an important one for Apple (AAPL). The company is hosting a “town hall” meeting to discuss an iPhone software roadmap. Presumably, this event will see the release of more details about the eagerly anticipated iPhone SDK, but perhaps not the debut of the SDK itself. Certainly, that’s the impression given by the invitation to the event–”Please join us to learn about the iPhone software roadmap, including the iPhone SDK and some exciting new enterprise features.” Enterprise features? Ready to eat your words, Dulaney?
But whether the SDK is released to developers today or not, this event promises to be a watershed one. Because it heralds a vast new addressable software market for developers. After all, the iPhone and iPod touch run OS X, and presumably most future iPod models will as well. Which likely means that applications written for Mac in Xcode–Apple’s development toolset–will be deployable on any OS X device. They’ll be “write once, run anywhere”–anywhere there’s OS X, that is. And word on the street has it that we may see a few of them as early as today.
The event begins at 10 a.m. PT (1 p.m. ET). Updates to follow …
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John Paczkowski has been poking fun at the tech industry and the personalities that drive it since 1997. From 1999 to 2007, he wrote the award-winning tech news Web log Good Morning Silicon Valley for the San Jose Mercury News, Silicon Valley's daily newspaper.
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