John Paczkowski

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Agonizing Wait for Verizon iPhone Ends With Agonizingly Hyperbolic Advertisement


The wait for the Verizon iPhone won’t officially end until Feb. 10, but the company’s already thanking its customers for sticking with it until it was able to ink a carrier deal with Apple. How? With a hyperbolic new advertisement. How thoughtful.

“To our millions of customers, who never stopped believing this day would come…Thank you.”

And, hey, we’re really looking forward to locking you into another two-year contract!