Frosty’s Winter Litigation Wonderland: AT&T Demands Verizon Pull Holiday iPhone Ads [With Full Complaint]
As clever as it is, Verizon’s reimagining of a Rankin/Bass animated Christmas television special as a criticism of AT&T’s wireless network coverage did not go over well with Ma Bell. On Wednesday, the carrier amended its complaint against Verizon, asking a federal court in Atlanta to force its rival to immediately pull the ad and two other holiday-themed spots that debuted with it.
Once again, AT&T (T) argues that coverage maps featured in Verizon’s (VZ) ad are misleading and falsely suggest that AT&T offers no coverage in areas where it actually does service.
“Contrary to the image presented in the Verizon ads, our wireless network is pervasive,” said an AT&T spokesman. “It covers over 300 million people, or 97 percent of the U.S. population. Our fastest, or 3G, network covers approximately 233 million people, or 75 percent of the U.S. population….[Verizon's] use of white space is misleading.”
While AT&T is deadly serious about this accusation, the fact that it must make it by referencing creatures like the Abominable Snow Monster and a pink spotted elephant makes it, well, hysterical.
“The ‘Island of Misfit Toys’ television advertisement is a parody of the ‘Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer’ television special that depicts an island to which Rudolph travels after escaping an attack from the Abominable Snow Monster,” AT&T argues in its complaint. “The advertisement begins with outdated, discarded toys expressing surprise at the arrival of an Apple iPhone. The red Charlie-in-the-Box says ‘Hey! Check out the new guy!’ The spotted elephant, in a surprised manner, asks the iPhone ‘What are you doing here? You can download apps and browse the web!’ and a Dolly for Sue asserts that ‘Yeah. People will love you [the iPhone].’”
The complaint continues: “In response, a blue AT&T coverage map depicting large swaths of ‘white’ or ‘blank’ space across the United States appears above the iPhone. All the toys exclaim ‘Oh . . .’ in dismay, while the iPhone wilts and its screen turns dark. The toy airplane then assures the iPhone that ‘you’re going to fit right in here!’”
Finally, as AT&T describes it, “AT&T’s and Verizon’s coverage maps then appear and the announcer states, ‘with five times more 3G coverage than AT&T, Verizon Wireless is your destination for great gifts.’ The image of the sad and wilting iPhone on an island of misfit toys falsely communicates that the iPhone is a broken device because it cannot browse the web or download applications when outside of AT&T’s depicted coverage area. Further, the maps in the advertisement deceive consumers into believing that AT&T’s customers have no coverage whatsoever when they are outside of AT&T’s depicted coverage area and thus cannot use their wireless devices in many parts of the United States.”
Verizon’s attorneys are probably doubled over with laughter at this very moment.
Below, AT&T’s amended complaint in its entirety:





Comments
Dont forget: there is probably more of “ma Bell” in Verizon than there is in the multiply re-branded company that calls itself AT&T.
Of course I’m always a little skeptical about claims of 9x% coverage whether it comes from a phone company or a political party.
Let the buyer beware.
Posted by Mac Beach at November 12th, 2009 at 12:02 pmFirst AT&T isn’t MA BELL – otherwise Verizon would be part of the company…
“Verizon’s attorneys are probably doubled over with laughter at this very moment”.
Yes, I am pretty sure that anytime that Sprint, AT&T or any Telecom has a complaint that you and Veriozn have a good laugh.
Posted by tony orangeman at November 12th, 2009 at 4:25 pmMaybe I am the unusual iphone user but I am not a globe trotting exec. I use the phone mostly at work and at home or in between most of the time and I don’t care if it does not work when I am climbing half dome at Yosemite.
I am an American who lives overseas and I can’t use my “foreign” iphone in the U.S. WITH my paid for regular ATT GSM SIM because I am locked out. I have to pay 100 bucks a month, an extra $50 from my existing account and join the herd to upgrade to an ATT service and buy yet another iphone so that the ATT Management can take a large bonus every year.
So ATT can shove their lawsuit in a dark place and pay attention to their long time users. I have been a “disloyal” ATT customer for over 14 years…maybe this year I just might switch to Verizon. Do they have the Android yet?
Posted by Gary Valan at November 13th, 2009 at 10:10 amSorry Mr. Valan… maybe someone much smarter has a clue what you are tlaking about and how it is connected to the post, i don’t.
If you live overseas – you should get a carrier that services you at home versus have a US Carrier….
I think you will be a disloyal customer to any US carrier if you expect to use it regularly overseas.
Posted by tony orangeman at November 13th, 2009 at 5:56 pm