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I’ve Cooked You a Recession-Friendly Valentine’s Dinner

For our main course, I’ve cooked my famous shrimp scampi in a white-wine-and-garlic reduction sauce. However, due to a shortage of proper ingredients in my apartment, I’ve had to improvise on the recipe. In place of linguini, I’ve used ramen noodles, and I’ve substituted bacon bits for shrimp. I didn’t have any Chardonnay, so I deglazed everything in rubbing alcohol.

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