Comments on: Mark Zuckerberg: Bad Santa http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20081205/mark-zuckerberg-bad-santa/ by John Paczkowski Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:15:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Sam Harrison http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20081205/mark-zuckerberg-bad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-3704 Sam Harrison Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:11:29 +0000 http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/?p=9194#comment-3704 What Facebook said: “The global economy is in the midst of an incredibly difficult period, and all companies have been affected in some way,” Facebook said in a statement. “After carefully considering the current environment, we’ve decided to establish an open-ended timetable for an employee stock sale program.” What they meant: Our shares are worth about 20% of what we sold them for to the goofballs, including Microsoft. Markie Mark's Steve Jobs impersonation isn't working any more on the investors and all the Google defectors we hired are starting to regret joining a non-profitable company. Their options are way under water and we at Facebook don't mind drowning them, the greedy smarms. What Facebook said:
“The global economy is in the midst of an incredibly difficult period, and all companies have been affected in some way,” Facebook said in a statement. “After carefully considering the current environment, we’ve decided to establish an open-ended timetable for an employee stock sale program.”

What they meant:
Our shares are worth about 20% of what we sold them for to the goofballs, including Microsoft. Markie Mark’s Steve Jobs impersonation isn’t working any more on the investors and all the Google defectors we hired are starting to regret joining a non-profitable company. Their options are way under water and we at Facebook don’t mind drowning them, the greedy smarms.

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