Do You Take This Robot to Be Your Lawfully Welded Husband?
Alfred Kinsey once wrote, “The forces which bring individuals of the same species together in sexual relations may sometimes serve to bring individuals of different species together in the same types of sexual relations.” He was, of course, referring to bestiality and zoophilia.
But that was back in 1948, long before Tamagotchi and Sony’s robotic dog AIBO recalibrated the objects of human affection. And desire. Long before artificial intelligence researcher and international chess master David Levy cast a randy eye on Furby and Tickle Me Elmo and began dreaming up all the lascivious possibilities. Because, according to Levy, within a decade or so robots will be so humanlike in their appearance, functionality and expression of emotions, that we’ll be falling in love with them, having sex with them and even marrying them–Defense of Marriage Act, ahem, permitting.
“It may sound a little weird, but it isn’t,” said Levy, who explores the idea at length in his Ph.D. thesis “Intimate Relationships With Artificial Partners,” concluding that “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.”
Levy argues that there are roughly a dozen basic reasons why people fall in love, and almost all of them could apply to human-robot relationships. “For instance,” he explains, “one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable. Another reason people are more likely to fall in love is if they know the other person likes them, and that’s programmable too.”
Sounds like a possible new story arc for “Tell Me You Love Me” …
And what of the consummation vows and the marital bed? The human-robot sexual relationship? Silicone “love dolls” have already done some of the heavy lifting there. And there are folks hard at work developing the technology that may someday make coitus roboticus a real possibility. Consider this patent for “Simulated Human Interaction Systems”:
In a simplified form the mannequin or doll could be replaced with devices being artificial versions of human body parts used in sexual activities, for example artificial male or female genitalia as well as or replaced by devices for use in simulating oral sexual activities.
“Most preferably, however, the invention is applied using a mannequin or doll and preferably sensors are provided to be responsive to touch to various portions of the doll, whereby the control system can cause the visual output to correspond but in addition sensors responsive to movement, temperature and pressure and motion can be provided to initiate a physical reaction in the mannequin.”

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Comments
Wow, the ultimat expression of narcissim. Just because a machine can be programmed to “like” you doesn’t mean it does in reality. Machines are non-sentient, and I really doubt they ever will be otherwise. It’s no different than expecting a toaster to care if it burns breakfast.
Even if it were possible to “create” sentience, to “program” a robot to like you is an illusion. What makes love so siginificant is that the other person chooses to love you, without you making them love you. Which is the basic reason why real love is not the same as paying a prostitute to say she loves you.
Posted by Eric Welch at October 15th, 2007 at 9:44 amArtificial intelligence is the act of nonliving while gaining knowledge of the others around you. Not only would these not be lovers but they would enevr even come close to being a real person. But what really defines a person? The ability to think and feel emotions without a program telling you how to feel them? I believe it’s that ever popular word that is thrown around by religion and other unimportant groups. A soul. Whether or not that’s what truly means somebody is a person. A computer will never have one. Thus…humanity strikes up another mark the wall of trying to be God.
Posted by Avox Basileus at October 30th, 2009 at 1:46 pmartificial intelligence
Posted by Hello Moto at October 30th, 2009 at 2:05 pmUse artificial intelligence in a Sentence
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the capacity of a computer to perform operations analogousto learning and decision making in humans, as by an expert system, a program for CAD or CAM, or a program for the perception and recognition of shapes in computer vision systems. Any person who believes in religion tends to be anti open to the idea of this article, because they believe it will take away from the moral grounds of a “common” family. Frankly, when the singularity occurs as time progresses in the year 2035, there will be no way of telling robots from humans aside from actually taking them apart, biological computers will be living, breathing machines, a.k.a HUMANS. Currently there is testing on cellular hard drives, in which cells themselves become storage that can hold huge amounts of data. So don’t complain, you won’t be able to tell.