If You Like the Web so Much, Why Don’t You Just Marry It?
by John Paczkowski
Posted on September 20, 2007 at 11:00 AM PT
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I don’t suffer from an advanced form of digitivitis…or is it digititis?…well, in any case, I’m sure of this. I choose to be with WiFi not because I’m hooked, but because I need it. For work. Sure, that’s it. I’m on the web, check email constantly, for work. And so I need WiFi. Exactly!
Remember, it isn’t WiFi that makes people ignore people, it’s people that make people ignore people.
So to those that think I can’t survive without WiFi, you’re wrong…but you know, you can only take my WiFi from me when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by Jim Hillhouse at September 21st, 2007 at 9:53 am